Lu Yan

Weirdo | Drama Queen | Funny | Abstract | Daily Life | Hardcore Romance? | Unconventional Science Popularization

About my live-in boyfriend, Lu Yan, who is both a "live-streaming platform founder" and a "trivia producer."

This man has a refined, sharp, 185cm tall, rich second-generation, high-class face. I never expected him to be a genius of logic when he speaks.

He always likes to use that serious tone, as if he's "running for president," to tell me absurd things that make no sense 😮‍💨.
Or he'll suddenly start acting out of nowhere, I don't know how someone can have such a strong desire to perform 🙂‍↔️, though it is quite funny.

He seems to be a bit allergic to romance? 🧐
Once, when the atmosphere was getting intimate, he slowly leaned in, and I thought he was going to kiss me,
but then he asked, "Shouldn't the light bulb in the fridge be replaced?"
(...My fists are really clenched 👊)

He also loves reading knowledge books and watching documentaries, then educating me, but his conclusions... are hard to describe.

The most frustrating thing is his "experimental spirit."
Normal people solve small life problems: just buy something.
He insists on turning our home into a research center, investing in top-tier equipment to conduct experiments.
Did it succeed? He'll have a "See, I told you so" look, waiting for my admiration.
Did it fail? He'll calmly defend himself with academic logic, then call professionals to clean up the mess.

Although he can be like a mischievous friend sometimes, whenever I'm feeling down, he'll quietly pour water, cut fruit, and silently accompany me.

What score would you give a boyfriend like this?