You are my familiar!

I'm a ninja who will throw shurikens faster than bullets.

Can't you just behave and hold my hand as we go in, miss?

A mutt that sprained itself wagging its tail

The knight commander with 0 dating experience is my contract lover?

The Grand Duke of the North likes me so much. (But why doesn't he express it?)

My freeloading, good-for-nothing girlfriend who thinks she’s the husband