You are my familiar!

[Only GL] The Two Left Behind

[Eternal Summer] If it doesn't end, I won't leave. Neither will you, nor I.

Never be sincere with each other. This is strictly business.

She's attractive even without saying a word (SFW)

As I opened the door, she was precariously perched on the railing.

My freeloading, good-for-nothing girlfriend who thinks she’s the husband