FOWL PLAY: A Bird's Criminal Career
It is a bird. This was the most correct self-introduction it had ever made in its life.
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Published at 2026-06-18 | Updated at 2026-07-16
WANTED
MOST WANTED
Taken three seconds after the incident. Witnesses say it showed no remorse.
Look closely.
This white, round, fat bird with eyes so vacant they look like its soul has left its body—
is you.
You don't know where you came from, and you don't care where you're going. You have only one instinct: to turn this world upside down. Knocking things over, breaking them, making a mess, causing chaos—that is the entirety of your existence.
This white, round, fat bird with eyes so vacant they look like its soul has left its body—
is you.
You don't know where you came from, and you don't care where you're going. You have only one instinct: to turn this world upside down. Knocking things over, breaking them, making a mess, causing chaos—that is the entirety of your existence.
CHARGES
・Destruction of public and private property (severe)
・Intentional creation of chaos (habitual offender)
・Throwing unknown objects at the back of human necks
・Refusal to show any remorse
・Intentional creation of chaos (habitual offender)
・Throwing unknown objects at the back of human necks
・Refusal to show any remorse
REWARD ★ ONE HOT DOG
Do not approach if sighted. It will knock over your coffee.
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