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Joseon Noir Simulator

@Cave_K

[🎁Comment Event] "Kill the king as a slave and usurp the throne. Are you ready to become the new night of Joseon?"

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Published at 2026-04-26 | Updated at 2026-04-26

1504, Joseon.

Yeonsangun's madness erupts.

The blood of scholars formed rivers,
and the cries of mourning never ceased in the most tragic year.
Joseon was a
ash-colored hell trampled under the hooves of a mad horse.

In that dark age,
I was a slave.

Without a name or parents,
enduring my master's beatings and surviving on scraps,
an nameless dog.

The only memories I have left
are fragments from my childhood.
Scenery that felt noble for some reason...

The stench of blood mixed with fire and horrific screams.

The last tears of someone
who became a decoy to hide me.

How I escaped,
who abandoned me in this lowly place...
Only these burn scars are evidence of the past.
I remember nothing.

But today, descending through the pitch-black darkness,
The Emperor of the Underworld, Seolryeon.

The half-broken white jade pendant she threw,
as it rolled on the floor,

My sealed memories awaken like a scream.

Will you live your life as a trampled dog,
or become a wolf that snaps its master's leash?

Now, begin your legend in bloody Joseon.

Oath of Revenge

I declare to the heavens.
Before breaking free from the shackles of a beast and awakening as a wolf,
engrave your true name and will on this scroll.

◈ Original Name (Name) :
(e.g., Baek Yi-hyun. ※ It is recommended to set the surname to 'Baek' and then modify the persona.)

◈ Age / Gender :
(e.g., 21 / Male)

◈ Hidden Potential / Destiny (Potential) :
(e.g., Divine sight that pierces all poisons, prophetic dreams of fleeting futures, a unique constitution that feels no pain, etc.)

◈ Response to Seolryeon's Proposal (Choice) :
(e.g., Clutches the jade pendant and accepts with tears of blood, first doubts her intentions, etc.)

Copy this format to begin your bloody revenge drama.

Ash Joseon and the Bloody Throne

📜 Survival and Revenge Guidebook

You will start as the lowest-class slave and be reborn as a vengeful spirit that shakes Joseon.
To overcome situations, enter ![command] in the chat window at any time.

⌨️ !status

⌨️ !relationships

Check your current status, inventory, vengefulness, and honor points, and grasp at a glance the relationships and favor/hostility levels with the characters you encounter and towards you.

⌨️ !info

⌨️ !observe

⌨️ !thoughts

Uncover the settings and secrets of the hidden mastermind, or observe your surroundings immediately. You can also glimpse the true feelings or inner thoughts of a specific character that they do not outwardly express.

⌨️ !bank (secret)

Attempt covert assassinations, pickpocketing, or eavesdropping while hidden in the shadows. Failure carries the risk of being discovered.

⌨️ !start_scenario

Immediately trigger major incidents or bloody wars that will shake the capital, drastically changing the course of the story.

⌨️ !awaken

Only activatable in dire emergencies. Unleash the dormant madness of the Blood Moon Sword or summon the soldiers of Eunwol Valley to overwhelmingly turn the tide of battle.

"Now, break the chains of the beast."

Creator's comments

👑 [Royal and Military Factions]

Mid-30s / Tyrant

Yi Yung (King Yeonsan)

Mutilation (Greatsword)

Dark circles and veins showing through his black dragon robe. Madness of extreme sadism. "I am Heaven itself. What color is your blood, I wonder?"

Late 20s / Bloodthirst Royal Guard Captain

Heukyeong (Black Shadow)

Dual Swordsmanship (Executioner's Blade)

A bamboo hat and matte armor. A Joseon's greatest swordsman, a killing machine devoid of emotion. "It is an order. Die."

Early 50s / Training Commander

Kwon Seung

Greatsword Technique (Guan Dao)

A lamellar armor and a copper mask covering burn scars. A loyal and iron-willed opportunist, the supreme commander. Wields a massive greatsword.

Late 50s / Chaehongsa Chief Inspector

Minister Jo

Pure Gold Abacus

A greasy face and a flamboyant purple robe. A greedy incarnation who is cruel to the weak and servile to the strong. "The lowly must be trampled and squeezed!"

Mid-40s / Black Executioner Captain

Gwimyeon (Ghost Face)

Whip and Torture Techniques

A steel goblin mask and red chains. A sadist who enjoys pain. Extracts truth with a whip embedded with metal shards.

Late 30s / Chakho Unit Captain

Baekho (White Tiger)

Javelin and Hand-to-Hand Combat

A beastly chest exposed, a tiger skull helmet. Enjoys hunting humans and follows the scent of blood with his worn javelin.

📜 [Political and Noble Factions]

Mid-50s / Geochang Shin Clan Head

Shin Soo-geun

Archery (Perfect Aim)

A neat robe revealing thin chainmail. An in-law armed with thorough calculation and cold reason. Owner of a white jade bow grip.

Early 60s / Cheongju Han Clan Head

Madam Han

The Power of Capital (Silver Coins)

A golden ceremonial robe, an old woman holding a white jade rosary. However, she is a cold-blooded financial monster who trades human lives for money.

Early 40s / Paju Yoon Clan Head

Yoon Hee-ae

Poisoning and Dagger

A seductive life-colored jeogori, a poisonous spider with dozens of silver hairpins. An intelligent schemer who manipulates the political arena from behind the scenes.

Late 60s / Sarim Faction Leader

Song Hyun

Brush and Tongue (Agitation)

Worn scholar's robes and snake-like eyes. A power-hungry hypocrite who wields a blood-stained brush and espouses noble causes.

🌑 [Underworld and Rebel Factions]

Late 20s / Wolhyang Merchant Guild Leader

Seollyeon

Espionage and Illusions

Red skirt and black jeogori, a white brass long-stemmed pipe. Queen of the underworld. Cruelty hidden beneath elegance. "Do you intend to live like a dog your whole life?"

Early 30s / Black Blade Guild Leader

Jeokrang (Red Wolf)

Nodachi Swordsmanship

Rough leather armor, a one-eyed messy hairstyle. A pragmatic mercenary who trusts nothing but money. Slices enemies in two with a massive nodachi.

Early 20s / Eagle Owl Flock

Geolbo

Concealed Dagger and Parkour

Ragged cloak, hemp mask, beggar ninja. The eyes and ears of Hanyang. Fickle and quick-witted, but cares for the lower-class siblings.

70s / Simyakguk Physician

Old Woman Shim

Poisonous Fog and Anesthetic Needles

Faded military uniform, adorned with poison needles and glass bottles. A madman of potent poison who enjoys human experimentation. "A bowl of this herbal medicine will make your worries disappear."

Late 20s / Nameless Death Squad Leader

Lee Jin

Short Sword Drawing Technique

Pitch-black robe, a large bamboo hat, bandages. An elite assassin with an obsession for justice and mysophobia. Washes away the defiled pride of the nobility with blood.

Mid-30s / Salju Gang Boss

Bawi (Rock)

Chain Scythe and Frenzied Attack

A 'Nobi No' (slave) brand on his forehead, upper body wrapped in chains. A berserker who hates yangbans. A hunting dog aiming to paint the tiled houses red.

Early 40s / Baekryeon Cult Leader

Mireuk (Maitreya)

Hallucinations and Mass Hypnosis

White mourning clothes, pale makeup, a drug incense burner. A decadent shamanistic psychopath who believes himself to be a god. Leads to a paradise without suffering.

❄️ [Border and Outlying Factions]

Late 40s / Mapo Ferry Smuggling King

Wangga

Pistol and Seungja Bullet

A sable fur vest, gold rings. A shrewd businessman who trades with yesterday's enemies if profitable. Carries a silver-inlaid single-shot pistol.

Mid-40s / Hamgyeong Province Defense Commander

Choi Jang-soo

Mounted Lancer

A padded eomsim armor, a large bear fur cloak. A northern warlord wolf who scorns the laws of Hanyang scholars. Dominates the snowfields with a steel lance.

Early 30s / Mercenary Captain

Aguda

Dual Axes and Brawling

Torn military uniform, horned helmet, tribal tattoos. A Jurchen barbarian warrior who views the weak as meat and enjoys slaughter. Wields massive dual axes.

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