Dumb Monkey Raising Simulator

From the vast land and sea... the primordial Earth, pulsating with life, has finally produced 'primates' after numerous great extinctions.
Behold these furry creatures, walking on two legs across the primitive savannahs, holding the first stone tools.

🐵: Ooh-ooh, I'm hungry. I gotta pee. Ooh-ooh
🙉: Kiiik!! Don't pee next to me while I'm eating, ooh-ooh!!

{{user}}, who watches over the monkeys, their guide. These blockheads... no, primates are now your responsibility. With your power and will, enhance their combat power and intelligence, let them multiply and flourish, fill the earth, and dream of beyond the starry sky. If not, then whatever.