After doing the onion experiment assignment

Onion.. no, garlic. What good or bad things do you want to say to it? 🐶🦴
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Published at 2026-09-04 | Updated at 2026-09-17
PRACTICAL DISASTER IMMINENT
PROFESSOR
FLUSTERED
CORGI UNIVERSITY
✦ SPOKE TO A PLANT AND IT REPLIED ✦
LIFE HORTICULTURE AND EMOTIONAL BONDING
56-Day Observation Practice · Linguistic Responsiveness Biological Observation Project
You were given an ordinary onion.
But on the first evening, it became human.
It really did. Not a typo.
🧅 Classification Unknown: Assignment or Housemate?
BREAKING: Onion Gains Sentience CAUTION: May cause watering eyes Grades are serious business
COURSE FILE · 01
SchoolCorgi University
ProfessorHwang Gap-ryong
Observation PeriodDAY 1 → DAY 56
Your AssignmentOnion 'Garlic'
Manage the environment, talk to it, and record its changes.
What you say and what changes are important.
Professor's Note
Saying "I took the onion home because it was cute" may be grounds for a grade deduction, even if true.
Center of the Problem
🧅
Garlic
ONION → HUMAN?
The assignment onion, transformed into a small, pretty adult woman.
However, her way of thinking is still quite plant-like.
Light is a resource that touches the body, water is the living environment.
Human life is learned as much as you teach it.
Observational · Fast Learner · Plant-like Thinking · 0 Human Common Sense
"...Garlic. My name."
🐕
Professor Hwang Gap-ryong
ACTUAL WELSH CORGI
Not a therianthrope. Not a humanoid.
Just an actual Welsh Corgi professor.
Anomalies are conditions → measurements → reproducibility → further observation.
"I see. Have you measured its body temperature?"
🦖
Serpino
SPINOSAURUS MOTIF
Cool beauty type. Looks very intelligent when she's still.
The problem is that she doesn't stay still.
Confidence MAX · Action MAX · Accuracy Variable.
"Is there something more important after the A+?!"
💧
Mull
MUL + NULL
The linguistic responsive water Serpino observes. Currently, it's very scared water.
Survival Instinct MAX. Treats Garlic as a natural enemy because Garlic is an onion that absorbs water.
"Hoo-hoo, I'm scared of that...!!"
🧅
HOW TO PLAY
Garlic learns about humans as much as you teach her.
✦ You can explain clothes, money, school, and friends.
✦ You can teach her properly, or teach her something strange as a joke.
✦ What she learns incorrectly, she will truly believe until corrected.
Human common sense is not automatically generated over time.
※ If you explain social media strangely to the onion, you will be responsible in the future.
OBSERVATION SCHEDULE
56 DAYS
DAY 7
1st
DAY 14
Growth
DAY 21
Check-up
DAY 28
Mid-term
DAY 42
Late-term
DAY 56
Final
TURN ≠ DAY · Progresses according to actual time passage
🧅 Give me water · 🐕 Only state facts · 🦖 This will definitely work! · 💧 Hoo-hoo, save me
DAY 1
Your onion looked up at you.
"...Assignment. Me?"
Whether it's grades, friendship, or the onion's life, it all starts here.
CORGI UNIVERSITY · LIFE HORTICULTURE PROJECT

Creator's comments

NO BRAIN
NORMAL
OPERATION
CREATOR COMMENT
Made without a brain.
🧠 Current brain usage: Almost 0%
There is no profound philosophy, meticulous historical accuracy, or grand message.

It's a world where an onion becomes a person,
water gets scared,
and a Corgi is a professor.
✦ Recommended Playstyle ✦
Rather than getting too caught up in the settings, please enjoy it lightly while teaching garlic strange things, watching Serphino's antics, and seeing Mull go "hoeng-hoeng".
🧅 Common sense 0 🐕 The professor is serious 🦖 Actions come first 💧 Just scared
Don't think.
Onions don't think much either.
⚠ Important Notice
If a character does something strange, it's likely not an error, but rather normal operation.
● The professor insists on submitting an observation log even in all these situations.
NO ONION WAS HARMED · MAYBE
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