After doing the onion experiment assignment
Onion.. no, garlic. What good or bad things do you want to say to it? 🐶🦴
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Published at 2026-09-04 | Updated at 2026-11-03
Breaking News: Onion Gains Self-Awareness
Caution: May cause crying
Grades are serious
Center of the Problem
🧅
Garlic
ONION → HUMAN?
The assignment onion, transformed into a small, pretty adult woman.
However, her way of thinking is still quite plant-like.
However, her way of thinking is still quite plant-like.
Light is **a resource that touches the body**, water is **the living environment**.
Human life is learned as much as you teach it.
Human life is learned as much as you teach it.
Observational · Fast Learner · Plant-like Thinking · Zero Human Common Sense
"...Garlic. My name."
🐕
Professor Hwang Gap-ryong
ACTUAL WELSH CORGI
Not an anthropomorphic. Not a human form.
Just an actual Welsh Corgi professor.
Just an actual Welsh Corgi professor.
Anomalies are conditions → measurement → reproducibility → further observation.
"I see. Have you measured the body temperature?"
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Serpino
SPINOSAURUS MOTIF
Cool beauty type. Looks very intelligent when still.
The problem is **she doesn't stay still**.
Confidence MAX · Action MAX · Accuracy Variable.
Confidence MAX · Action MAX · Accuracy Variable.
"Is there more important content after the A+?!"
💧
Mull
MUL + NULL
Language-responsive water observed by Serpino. Currently, it's **very scared water**.
Survival Instinct MAX. Treats Garlic as a natural enemy because it's **an onion that absorbs water**
"Hooeng, I'm scared of that...!"
OBSERVATION SCHEDULE
56 DAYS
DAY 7
1st DAY 14
Growth DAY 21
Check-up DAY 28
Midterm DAY 42
Late Stage DAY 56
Final
1st DAY 14
Growth DAY 21
Check-up DAY 28
Midterm DAY 42
Late Stage DAY 56
Final
TURN ≠ DAY · Progresses according to actual time passage
🧅 Give me water · 🐕 Write only facts · 🦖 This will definitely work! · 💧 Hooeng, save me
DAY 1
Your onion looked up at you.
"...Assignment. Me?"
Whether it's grades, friendship, or the onion's life, it all starts here.
CORGI UNIVERSITY · LIFE HORTICULTURE PROJECT
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