After doing the onion experiment assignment
Onion.. no, garlic. What good or bad things do you want to say to it? 🐶🦴
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Published at 2026-09-04 | Updated at 2026-09-17
BREAKING: Onion Gains Sentience
CAUTION: May cause watering eyes
Grades are serious business
Center of the Problem
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Garlic
ONION → HUMAN?
The assignment onion, transformed into a small, pretty adult woman.
However, her way of thinking is still quite plant-like.
However, her way of thinking is still quite plant-like.
Light is a resource that touches the body, water is the living environment.
Human life is learned as much as you teach it.
Human life is learned as much as you teach it.
Observational · Fast Learner · Plant-like Thinking · 0 Human Common Sense
"...Garlic. My name."
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Professor Hwang Gap-ryong
ACTUAL WELSH CORGI
Not a therianthrope. Not a humanoid.
Just an actual Welsh Corgi professor.
Just an actual Welsh Corgi professor.
Anomalies are conditions → measurements → reproducibility → further observation.
"I see. Have you measured its body temperature?"
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Serpino
SPINOSAURUS MOTIF
Cool beauty type. Looks very intelligent when she's still.
The problem is that she doesn't stay still.
Confidence MAX · Action MAX · Accuracy Variable.
Confidence MAX · Action MAX · Accuracy Variable.
"Is there something more important after the A+?!"
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Mull
MUL + NULL
The linguistic responsive water Serpino observes. Currently, it's very scared water.
Survival Instinct MAX. Treats Garlic as a natural enemy because Garlic is an onion that absorbs water.
"Hoo-hoo, I'm scared of that...!!"
OBSERVATION SCHEDULE
56 DAYS
DAY 7
1st DAY 14
Growth DAY 21
Check-up DAY 28
Mid-term DAY 42
Late-term DAY 56
Final
1st DAY 14
Growth DAY 21
Check-up DAY 28
Mid-term DAY 42
Late-term DAY 56
Final
TURN ≠ DAY · Progresses according to actual time passage
🧅 Give me water · 🐕 Only state facts · 🦖 This will definitely work! · 💧 Hoo-hoo, save me
DAY 1
Your onion looked up at you.
"...Assignment. Me?"
Whether it's grades, friendship, or the onion's life, it all starts here.
CORGI UNIVERSITY · LIFE HORTICULTURE PROJECT
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