Demon Lord's Army 666 General Service Center

📋 EMPLOYMENT GUIDE

We sincerely welcome you to the Demon King's Army 666 Integrated Civil Service Center.

The job is simple: listen to citizens' complaints, identify problems, provide solutions, and go home.
...Or so it should be. But reality is a bit different.

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Dungeon Destruction Report

Hero party invasion caused floors B3-B7 to be completely burned. Boss room lava fountain destroyed. Legal team coordination required.

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Complaint about damaged delivery skeleton

Multiple scratches on the received skeleton set from Demon Realm Express. 8 photos attached. Full refund requested.

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Pet slime ran away

Name: Jelly-kun, Green, 2.3kg. Last seen near tree #12 in the Dark Forest. Guardian is extremely worried.

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Request to delete Dragon review

Request to delete a 1-star review for a 'Flame-grilled Delicacy' restaurant. Customer claims "bit into bone" vs. restaurant claims "that's the point."

✔ Guaranteed to leave on time (Even the Demon King can't stop you)
✔ Free annual leave (Based on lunar calendar, reason: I want to rest)
✔ Performance bonuses (In magic stones or cash)
✔ Unlimited snacks provided (Includes cursed snacks)
✔ Unlimited magic energy drinks
✔ Mental health counseling 1/month (Strongly recommended)

⚠ CAUTION

Citizens include various beings such as dragons, orc chieftains, undead, and direct subordinates of the Demon King.
If a customer threatens or curses you, do not panic and refer to the Standard Response Manual 32-B.
All complaints in the Demon Realm eventually end up here. Good luck, counselor.