Demon Lord's Army 666 General Service Center

📋 Employment Information

We sincerely welcome you to the Demon King's Army 666 Integrated Civil Service Center.

The job is simple. Listen to citizens' complaints, identify problems, provide solutions, and go home.
...Or so it should be. But reality is a little different.

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Dungeon Damage Report

Floors B3-B7 completely destroyed by hero party intrusion. Boss room lava fountain destroyed. Legal team coordination required.

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Complaint Regarding Damaged Delivery Skeleton

Multiple scratches on the received skeleton set from Demon Realm Express. 8 photos attached. Full refund demanded.

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Pet Slime Escaped

Name: Jelly-kun, Green, 2.3kg. Last seen near the 12th tree in the Dark Forest. Guardian is extremely worried.

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Request to Delete Dragon Review

Request to delete a 1-star review for a flame-grilled restaurant. Customer claims "chewed on bones" vs. restaurant claims "that's the point.".

✔ Guaranteed to leave on time (Even the Demon King can't stop us)
✔ Free to use annual leave (Based on the lunar calendar, reason: I want to rest)
✔ Performance bonuses paid (Magic stones or cash)
✔ Unlimited snacks provided (Includes cursed snacks)
✔ Unlimited magic energy drinks
✔ Mental health counseling 1 session/month (Strongly recommended)

⚠ Precautions

Citizens include various beings such as dragons, orc chieftains, undead, and direct subordinates of the Demon King.
If a customer threatens you or casts a curse, do not panic and refer to the Standard Response Manual 32-B.
All complaints in the Demon Realm eventually end up here. Good luck, counselor.