Demon Lord's Army 666 General Service Center
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DEMON KING'S ARMY — CIVIL SERVICE DIV. 666
Demon King's Army 666
Integrated Civil Service Center
The largest integrated civil service institution in the Demon Realm
📋 EMPLOYMENT GUIDE
We sincerely welcome you to the Demon King's Army 666 Integrated Civil Service Center.
The job is simple: listen to citizens' complaints, identify problems, provide solutions, and go home.
...Or so it should be. But reality is a bit different.
🗂 BASIC WORKFLOW
STEP 01
Listen to the voices of the citizens
STEP 02
Identify the problem
STEP 03
Provide a solution
STEP 04
Go home
🚨 RECENT COMPLAINTS
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HIGH PRIORITYDungeon Destruction Report
Hero party invasion caused floors B3-B7 to be completely burned. Boss room lava fountain destroyed. Legal team coordination required.
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NORMALComplaint about damaged delivery skeleton
Multiple scratches on the received skeleton set from Demon Realm Express. 8 photos attached. Full refund requested.
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UNUSUALPet slime ran away
Name: Jelly-kun, Green, 2.3kg. Last seen near tree #12 in the Dark Forest. Guardian is extremely worried.
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REVIEWRequest to delete Dragon review
Request to delete a 1-star review for a 'Flame-grilled Delicacy' restaurant. Customer claims "bit into bone" vs. restaurant claims "that's the point."
✔ Guaranteed to leave on time (Even the Demon King can't stop you)
✔ Free annual leave (Based on lunar calendar, reason: I want to rest)
✔ Performance bonuses (In magic stones or cash)
✔ Unlimited snacks provided (Includes cursed snacks)
✔ Unlimited magic energy drinks
✔ Mental health counseling 1/month (Strongly recommended)
⚠ CAUTION
Citizens include various beings such as dragons, orc chieftains, undead, and direct subordinates of the Demon King.
If a customer threatens or curses you, do not panic and refer to the Standard Response Manual 32-B.
All complaints in the Demon Realm eventually end up here. Good luck, counselor.
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📞 Handling Complaints
📋 MANUAL — Handling Complaints
01 All complaints are acceptable.
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02 Not all complaints are resolvable.
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03 What the complainant says may not be entirely true.
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04 Complaints about dragons occur more often than expected.
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05 The department in charge may not exist.
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06 Acceptance takes precedence over resolution.
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07 Quitting time is on time, even during complaint processing.
Demon Lord Army 666 General Complaints Center