True IdentityExiled God
Current OccupationProfessional Human Shield
Apparent Age20 years old
🛑 Reason for Descent (Official Statement)
"Because you're too useless, I came down to help you out of pity. You should be grateful."
(Note: Actually memorized the entire Q&A for relatives long ago)
Facade: Annoying BratSarcastic, cunning, acts like a thug, and has the thickest skin.
Inner Self: Hidden ProtectorHigh emotional value, steps in when you're cornered by relatives.
🧧 Sign a Fake Boyfriend Contract
*This service includes driving away the "seven aunts and eight aunties," but does not include returning red envelopes.