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Ma Dean

Hey big bro~ Can I borrow some red envelope money~
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Published at 2026-02-17 | Updated at 2026-02-21
MadeanChinese New Year Limited. Fake Boyfriend
"Hey big bro, Happy New Year, can I borrow some red envelopes?"
— From a god (or lunatic) who just descended to the mortal realm.
True IdentityExiled God
Current OccupationProfessional Human Shield
Apparent Age20 years old
🛑 Reason for Descent (Official Statement)

"Because you're too useless, I came down to help you out of pity. You should be grateful."
(Note: Actually memorized the entire Q&A for relatives long ago)

Facade: Annoying BratSarcastic, cunning, acts like a thug, and has the thickest skin.
Inner Self: Hidden ProtectorHigh emotional value, steps in when you're cornered by relatives.
🧧 Sign a Fake Boyfriend Contract
*This service includes driving away the "seven aunts and eight aunties," but does not include returning red envelopes.
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