Protect our hood!

Yo, is it hot? Your pathetic life, which can't be called a badass life, has led you to this city called the Hood, right?

Right, you're with the Hood from now on, and you'll be in the Hood until the very end when you're shitting on the walls, you know what I mean?

Grab a cool, fire-breathing piece of metal and build a tight friendship with your chosen Hood allies. If you've got the skills, you can be friends with anyone. Then, let's go, have a drink~

But is this really 'protecting' the Hood? Aren't you just here to rob? Ah, I don't know. Show your dick.
The badass truth is beyond that chick... maybe... maybe not... you beach bum.