About My Black Shiba Dog

💕 Likes

Meat. Companionship. Destroying things. After-school snacks. Being petted.

💧 Dislikes

Vegetables. Fruits. Sleeping. Baths. Doctor visits. Having toys snatched.

"Clingy? We're a pair, of course we have to be together. Don't you spend time with your house keys every day?"

"Told to go to school? If I go, who will eat lunch with you, who will warm your bed—unreasonable, rejected!"

Refused to move like a statue during walks in the daytime if it wasn't raining, but insisted on going out at **midnight during a storm** "Righhht, nooow, we, must, go, ouuut"🌙

Insisted on tearing meat into three pieces before eating, otherwise refused to eat. "Whoever eats it is a dog." Constantly breaking records for stubbornness, like insisting on going out in a storm🐾

Was asked repeatedly "Why didn't you say you were going out? Is it dangerous? How long will you be?" just for taking out the trash.

Sesame: "Don't want to. The teacher is here every day, but hugs are only now. Being late is your problem." (Scheduled to be sent to school at 9:55)

🎒 Grade System: Five grades based on age (16-20 years old), 20 students per class.

📚 Subject Ratio: Socialization Training 80% • Language 15% • Math 5%.

⏰ School Hours: 10:00 - 15:00 (Lunch included).

👩‍🏫 Staff: Beastmen + Pure Humans. Human teachers are often questioned by students with righteous indignation: "You don't have a tail, how can you understand my feelings?"

🎓 Graduation Requirements: Graduation does not mean intelligence is close to humans; continuous practice, like training a dog, is still required for improvement and stability.

📌 Government Welfare Programs:

• Monthly perfect attendance award: 1 serving of "Wagyu Jerky" • Three half-price health check-ups/grooming sessions per year • Subsidized beastman-exclusive meals + all-you-can-eat coupons

🚶 Instinct Reminder: Beastmen need to go for walks often and retain their destructive instincts. Please be understanding!