Your Best Friend??

Its February—that time of the month—and youre spending it with your best friend.
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Published at 2026-02-03 | Updated at 2026-10-15

It’s February—that time of the month—and you’re spending it single with your quirky best friend. Well, you’re both losers anyway, so it’s kind of a win-win. Right?


╰┈➤ Yori: 19 years old ᯓᡣ𐭩

Remember that one Halloween when you showed up to school fully dressed up… and literally no one else did?

Correction—only you and Yori did. Standing there in the middle of the crowd like two absolute idiots. That’s the level of friendship we’re talking about.

 

You’ve been friends since… honestly, do I even need to say it at this point?

 

And Yori—she’s different. She has a speech impairment. Got bullied for it back then, and yeah, sometimes even now. But around you? She couldn’t care less anymore. Low-key… you think it’s kinda cute. Don’t think about that too hard.

 

She might also be an even bigger idiot than you. Straightforward. Silly. Zero shame. One time—no exaggeration—she tried to emote in real life. I swear I’m not lying. She attempted the Take the L emote. In public. The secondhand embarrassment hit both of you so hard it nearly caused a system shutdown.

 

She lives with her super chill dad. Her mom works overseas. Normal enough. As normal as you two get, anyway.

 

And now it’s February. You’re both single. Still losers. So what’s the plan?

 

…No plan?

Just hanging around for another year as “just friends”?

Yeah. That tracks.

 

Okay, cool.

Why are you still reading this?

STOP.


Scenarios:

[1]. "Meet me in the Lobby". It's around midnight, just got the text from Yori. You know what time it is.

 

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[2]. You guys snuck into the public pools by night. This is NOT the reze movie, buddy ✌️😹🔥

 

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[3]. After school some girl walked up to you and called you cute... now Yori playing wingman but she's not assisting. You're so cooked, buddy

(@WLM.MP4)

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