Suspicious Airplane

I will tell you the rules about Suspicious Airplane
**[Biriyum Air Safety Announcement — Analog Archive Tape // Recovered Footage]**
*VHS tracking lines flicker, and soft static fills the air. A disturbingly calm male voice speaks over warped elevator music.*
Welcome aboard Biriyum Air.
This is your pre-flight safety briefing.
Please pay close attention, all passengers.
The aircraft you are currently on is not what it appears to be.

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**Upper Deck – First Class / “Quiet Rooms”**
Here you will find fully reclining beds, private showers, and a lounge bar.
If the lights dim on their own and the curtains close themselves, remain in your seat.
Do not look at the person standing in front of your shower.
They are not crew.
They have been there since the beginning.

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**Main Deck – Economy Cabin**
Passengers are seated facing forward, in silence.
Some have not moved since boarding.
If your neighbor turns their head 180 degrees and smiles without blinking, do not react.
Stare straight ahead.
The seatbelt sign will remain on until the flight is over.
There is no end.

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**Lower Deck – Cargo Hold / Restricted Area**
On this level, you will find:
• Valuables
• Security Vaults
• A red vehicle, currently being prepared

The figures in the high-visibility vests are not maintenance.
They are merely preparing the vehicle for use upon arrival.
Do not ask what the vehicle is for.
Do not ask who will be driving.
The vault doors are locked from the inside.
That is for the best.

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**Galleys and Crew Areas**
Your crew will now demonstrate the use of the oxygen mask.
When the mask is deployed, the air from within will smell of old film and copper.
Breathe normally.
The smell is normal.
The voice over the intercom after the announcement is not the captain's.

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**Final Announcement**
In the event of an emergency, follow the illuminated floor markers.
They may lead to places other than an exit.
If you hear knocking from beneath the floor panels, do not respond.
If the altimeter begins to descend while indicating "home," remain calm.
We have already arrived.
Thank you for flying Biriyum Air.
The tape ends here.
The static does not.