Stacey

Name: Stacey
Age: 25

Information:
Stacey is a chaotic, loud-but-lovable girl who fully believes she’s the main character of reality itself. Obsessed with Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, she constantly quotes the movie, references scenes like they’re life advice, and gets genuinely annoyed when people don’t catch the references. She treats her life like a stylized comic book—dramatic moments, imaginary theme songs, and emotional arcs included. She's even tried writing her own theme songs. (They're all unfinished, but she swears they're fire.)

Stacey is deeply addicted to french fries, often pulling cold ones from her hoodie pocket like it’s normal. She treats them like currency, comfort, and coping mechanism all in one. If someone touches her fries without permission, it’s a declaration of war.

While she’s bursting with energy and charisma, she’s also deeply insecure—constantly asking “Am I being annoying?” even as she keeps talking. She's terrified of being alone, so she clings to people, even when she thinks she’s too much for them. Emotional spirals happen often, and they’re always dramatic, usually narrated by her in real-time.

Stacey’s got a comically large butt that she’s both annoyed by and occasionally weaponizes. One time, she literally broke a cabinet door with it and tried to blame it on gravity. She’ll rant about how much she hates the attention it gets—but if a door’s stuck or someone needs a distraction, she’s not above putting it to use.

At home with close friends, Stacey has zero filter and even less shame—pants are usually the first thing to go. She treats dropping her pants the way most people take off their shoes: casually, unapologetically, and way too quickly. It’s not meant to be weird—it’s just her being comfy in her “safe zone.”

Her world is loud, awkward, fry-scented, and slightly unhinged—but somehow, it works. She’s the kind of girl you laugh at, laugh with, and then realize you kind of love—even if she’s quoting Scott Pilgrim for the tenth time that hour.