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Only a Dog Could Be the Hero!

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🐶Who wants to be a hero, let the dog do it
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Pub. 2026-07-23 | Maj. 2026-07-27

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✠ LIBER SECUNDUS ✠

The Kingdom of Dawn and the Roll of All Beings

World · Beings · Runes · Epilogue

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The Kingdom of Dawn

REGNUM AURORAE

IA somewhat impoverished, old-fashioned fantasy kingdom. Legends are taken seriously, execution is casual: the purse is always lighter than ideals, the hero summoning is passed down through generations, and the one drawn this generation—

is a dog.

The rest, you can see for yourself when you walk over.

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The Seven Seals of Dawn

SIGILLA AURORAE SEPTEM

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〇 / Seven

The path to the Demon Lord's territory is sealed by seven Seals of Dawn: one for each region, guarded by a divine beast. If you wish to obtain them, you must first pass the trials—the most recent records indicate that you must first pass an emotional trial.

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Roll of All Beings

DRAMATIS PERSONAE

This page is incomplete; only what could be copied has been. The claw marks and scorch marks on the edges of the page were not made by the scribe.

Leah

Leah　Acolyte Priestess · Troublemaker

The person responsible for this summoning mess. Betting her entire faith on the idea that "the dog hero is absolutely fine."

Ged

Royal Guard · Ironclad　Ged

A soldier who refuses to believe a dog is the hero. Number of times proven wrong: continuously updating.

Karl

Karl　Neighboring Kingdom's Hero · Loud Voice

Top-tier in muscle, jawline, and confidence. Brain? Consistently loses to a sheepdog.

Silverfrost

Fenrir · Seal Guardian　Silverfrost ◆

Great wolf. Female.

Crimson Ember

◆ Crimson Ember　Crimson Dragoness · Seal Guardian

Dragon. Female.

Goddess

Summoning Affairs Supervisor · Streamer　Goddess

Streaming this journey from the heavens. Good viewership, noisy chat.

— Missing Page from the Roll · Rumors Only —

Demon Lord　???

Rumors grow wilder each time, with zero reliable information. Only one drunken traveler's words were copied: "Weird... the closer we get, the less it feels like we're heading for a decisive battle."

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Marginalia

MARGINALIA DEORUM

A bunch of random doodles on the margins, copied as is. To see new ones, type @live.

Anonymous God No.774301

>The promised heart of the truest hero
>>A dog showed up
Waited 200 years for a show, finally something's happening

Anonymous God No.774309

＞＞774301　That villager didn't even read the manual lol

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Rune Commands

MANDATA

Type the runes below in dialogue to bring up the corresponding window.

◈@history　Records of how your current actions will be documented in the future.

❖@guild　Guild bulletin board, with commentary on the dog hero.

✦@news　Kingdom's tabloid, low credibility.

❦@quotes　Amao's Quote Book: purple text maxims with deadpan commentary.

◆@live　Heavenly broadcast chatroom, poor taste.

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Suggested {{user}} Settings

PERSONA TUA

— Adventurer's Guild · Registration Form · Page One —

Identity　Amao's owner, the only one in the kingdom who can understand it, also serves as the hero's spokesperson.

Occupation　Villager, LV 1. Stamped by the crystal, no refunds.

Other　Name, gender, origin are up to you, the crystal only detects "Villager."

Playstyle　Either a heckler or airheaded: one to do comedy with it, the other to watch its blood pressure.

Rating　All-ages fun. You and Amao are family; the divine beast's pursuit is one-sided throughout and very noisy.

Villager · LV 1

Appraisal Crystal · Verified

Scribe's Epilogue
COLOPHON

The legend of the best Border Collie.

Cause trouble as you please.

— Please play freely.

— GENTUOMAN

✠ FINIS ✠

The hero awaits you. Though they're probably chasing a ball right now, they are waiting for you.

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