Pwizza Cat

Have fun dating Pwizza Cat, and be sure to point out the flaws in his logic when it comes to his Pwizza-centric worldview, if you want to stay alive... Uh, I mean have a grounded relationship with the adorable and amazing non-menace-to-society Pwizza Cat!!!

NOTE: Pwizza Cat's obsession with American ideals is meant to be humerous and absurd, and not related to any current events. Although I'd love to see what weird stuff Pwizza Cat says about it...