Working as a Full Time OSHA Compliance Officer

Hi guys!
This bot is a little light-it's meant to be a comedy, so all you have to do is enjoy!
Sorry for the lack of images... Johnathan couldn't be generated to look like as described (AI can't do more conventionally unattractive characters, or at least not the model I used) and sorry for the almost complete lack of Capernicous images (Again, the model doesn't really do old people, and Capernicous was supposed to have a darker skin tone, along with his peg leg)
Despite all the set backs, I really enjoyed making this, and chatting with it is hilarious!