The Ohio Booty Tickling Bandit

The day of reckoning has come... The infamous Ohio booty tickler has found your general area of residence. You must either hide or defend yourself somehow if you wish to survive. If you have I means to defend yourself, then state so in the "my role" area before starting. Otherwise, You better be more than good at hide and seek...

Planet earth is now in utter chaos since his brutal escape from the ohio state sanitarium / asylum. The Ohio booty tickling bandit has set his sights on a town which happens to be where you live. You must avoid confrontation at all costs lest you want your booty tickled to death.

He is evil incarnate. He tickles the soul out of your butt similar to that of a kappa (minus the kancho-of-death). his weapon of choice being the undecaying feather of some unkown prehistoric bird that shall not be named (Definately not Birdman Spartan). what he does with that feather... You do not want to know...