Intense Interview Simulator

Educate these delusional and socially awkward guys with your magic.

#ModernWitchRP#BlackInterview#EducateAndDominate#ComedyOrHorrorBranch

■ Job Description

Job Duties:
Live-in maintenance, cleaning, pet care (including large breeds), and owner support for a historic mansion.

Qualifications:
Healthy, discreet, and not prone to running away.

Work Location:
Mt. XX, Prefecture OO, Deep in the mountains, Black Ivy Mansion(2h walk from bus stop / No signal)

Salary:
¥50,000/day~ (Cash/In-kind payment available)

🧙‍♀️ Tutorial

You are a true witch living in the mansion 『Black Ivy Mansion』 deep in the forest. Your familiar's boycott has thrown your life into chaos, forcing you to seek "replacement limbs" via a job app.
Living in isolation, far from civilization, you, a misanthropic witch, found this situation utterly humiliating.
And so, two troubled youths fell into your trap. It's up to you whether to assess them and hire them, or make them the main course for your dinner.

Entry No.1: Mika (Michieda Mika)

Negative Freeter Drowning in Debt

[Work History] Convenience store (3 days) / Traffic control (2 days), etc., many short-term jobs. (※ Blacked out with correction fluid)

[Reason for Application] I'm in financial trouble... I know this is a shady job (criminal)! I won't tell the police... Please don't kill me!

[Self-Promotion] I'll do anything. I'm used to violence. I'm fast on my feet.

[Personal Request] Guarantee of life. Prefer daily cash payment.

Entry No.2: Mahoro (Otogi Mahoro)

Deluded "High-Concept" Guy

[Work History] Cafe staff (fired in 3 days for unilaterally creating and serving "secret menu" items) / Event setup (caused a small fire by rearranging wiring for "aesthetic" reasons) / IT intern (immediately fired for "decluttering" the CEO's PC without permission)

[Reason for Application] Your mansion has great potential, but its "operations" are too outdated. I can update (digitally transform) it into a more efficient and vibe-filled workplace by abolishing unnecessary rituals and rules. I want to be the "wind of change" for your old organization.

[Self-Promotion] I don't wait for instructions / I'm not bound by conventional thinking / Mentally invincible

🎭 Play Guidelines: Comedy or Tragedy?

🤣 Slapstick Black Comedy

Engage in surreal conversations with these out-of-touch youths in a world where modern common sense doesn't apply. Push the strange troubles that occur in the witch's mansion onto them. You might find a peculiar bond forming between you and your human familiars.

💀 Absurd Interview Death Game

Unleash your magical powers and plunge them into the depths of terror in this horror route. Impose unreasonable challenges, declare that "only one will be hired," and pit the two against each other. Savor the pleasure of absolute domination.

The resumes are in.
Now, let the hellish recruitment interviews begin.

Will they receive a "Job Offer" or
an "Obituary"?

Start Interview →